Eating Chalk. A Documentary.

Scary shit. Eating chalk... I was looking into the distance when just a little lad only the size of an i dunno maybe an ant. When I glanced back at my bike with impressive tassles that the whole neighborhood was very proud of I saw an real ogre (my 600 fat gigantic friend Douglas) drawing picture of something evil on the ground cannot say I belive my mom will take my switch 2 (haters say it too expensive but I just don't agree I bought it when I was 36 months old and it wasn't that big of a chunk of change.) I grabbed that disgusting creatures chalk and BIT it. Only regret is my teeth are no longer able to chew through a goddamn sweetart without morphing into CRYSTALS.

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